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About Me Member Wannabe Novelist GTBA. or New London.Canada

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He'll cause your problems“Hi, what’s your name?” “Isn’t it traditional for someone to offer their name before they ask for someone else’s?” His lips were a thin line. I guess now that he was trying to snub me, but I didn’t really pay attention. “Alex.” “Kyle,” he replied. I took the ensuing silence as an opportunity to survey him. His hair was messy and covered half of his eyes most of the time. The rest of the time his hands ran through the strands or he shook his head to move them. His eyes were a dirty kind of hazel and had slight circles beneath them. He ya He'll cause your problems
by ~GoingToBeAnonymous

Definitions: this deviationSarcasm: … where people tell the god awful truth in the sweetest way possible
Rant: Where you write down every miserable detail of why your life sucks and people either 1) laugh 2) pretend to sympathize in order to get in your pants 3) sympathize in order to laugh

The back of your hand: something you probably don’t know all that well…
Twilight: actually the name of a really cool owl in the series Guardians of Ga’hoole. Or the beginning of the world’s crappiest series ever. Take your pick.

Hypothetical situations: where you tell a real story about yourself but prete Definitions: this deviation
by ~GoingToBeAnonymous

I'm Famous ...ly AnonymousLiterally. The Internet is mean.
So what exactly are you allowed to know? Lots. In fact eventually you will know more about me than people who actually see me on a regular basis. This is because the purpose of this blog is to express all of the things I can’t express to anyone I see on a regular basis for fear of being mowed down by a snow blower or an equally deadly suburban weapon. Also, the purpose of this is to be my usual entertaining sarcastic self.

What is totally off limits for you to know? My name. My alias can be… well... I’ll have to give that some thought. But whatever it is it won’t I'm Famous ...ly Anonymous
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by ~trixiewabbit

i should put a patch on my armI'm addicted:
to the way you ignore me and make me believe all those lies are complete truth
to when I tell you to stop but you just smile and keep at it I really love hearing that sound of your mouth
to how you always look some comfortable and casual even though the weather doesn't match
to why you want me so bad it just doesn't make much sense to a logical person like me
to you and you already know i should put a patch on my arm
by ~crazyemosrock

extraordinary swagI am not cute or pretty or beautiful

I am pretentious and pessimistic and stupid

I'm a jerk
I'm a bitch
I'm an ass

1. All guys are liars
2. Dirt sucks
3. Most guys are craven
4. That's pretty much it

(samplesamplesamplesamplesample) extraordinary swag
by ~crazyemosrock

the recyclingI lost the itch to feel I am blind to the beauty of holding hands it might be hiding in a shoebox or in my closet or under all of your unsavory gifts, but
I stopped opening them when I was fourteen and I haven't changed since.
I don't ache to reach out, to touch your head of black hair I don't miss running my fingers down your arms, rough with scars I even forgot how to tell you how in love I am with your stories-
for there is history all but tattooed in your pale skin.

I miss(ed) you, but the recycling
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What happened to me today?

Tue Jan 27, 2009, 4:27 PM

What did happen to me today? Well I made this account. I just, two seconds ago, decided on an alias. You can either call me GTBA (points to whoever guesses what that stands for. Which reminds me, (warning: random fact) we're running out of TLA's eh? TLA stands for three letter acronyms. Good thing my alias has four letters.

Or you may call me by my other new alais if you find it more suitable: New London. Why? 1) It bothers me when places are named after other places, New Jersey, New York, New Brampton, the lsit goes on. So for ironic effect I will name myself after a made up town named after a place that already exists. 2) A band called Brand New. 3)A man named Jack London. Google the man and the band if you haven't heard of them. If you haven't heard of New Brampton please join me in googling it to see if such a place exists, as I believe I made it up.

I would also like to take this oppourtunity to share with you that I will be browsing DeviantArt and favouriting peices of work I find enjoyable. I won't just be using the 'art submitted in the last fourteen seconds' page either. And so if you have stumbled here because I favourited your art please accept my deepest thanks for inspiring me.

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Mood: Eager
Listening to: Flyleaf
Eating: cookies

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So what exactly are you allowed to know? Lots. In fact eventually you will know more about me than people who actually see me on a regular basis. This is because the purpose of my account is to express all of the things I can’t express to anyone I see on a regular basis for fear of being mowed down by a snow blower or an equally deadly suburban weapon. Also, the purpose of this is to be my usual entertaining sarcastic self.

What is totally off limits for you to know? My name. My alias is not my real name. Where I live is off limits (lets just say Canada, that cold, hokey loving, maple syrupy country that has more stereotypes than a black lesbian woman in the 1800s. Not that I don't supports African Canadians, women, or lesbians) What I do for my living is off… oh wait, nothing! I don’t do anything for my living except study. And when I do get a job you’ll probably be allowed to know that too because I’ll probably want to talk about it and complain (low income, boss, colleagues, nasty rumor going around the water cooler about who’s spreading rumors around the water cooler). You will find out later what else you will and will not know about me. That is, if your read my work and my journals.

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Current Residence: Canada
deviantWEAR sizing preference: I imagine myself in an extra small.. maybe not the shirt though I'm ripped
Interests: talking about myself
Favourite movie: Alexander (as of right now)
Favourite band or musician: Brand new
Favourite genre of music: alternative rock
Favourite artist: Edgar Allen Poe because hes funny
Favourite photographer: Gabrielle Boiselle
Favourite style of art: Literature. any.